Equations that balanced up!

Credits to Ezz and Eileen for my snack of the day... "Send this to a smart woman who needs a laugh and to a smart guy you know can handle these." Please exit this post if you aren't relaxed and humorous or that you aren't smart enough to handle this, k! HAH. HAH.

Ready?? Here you go:

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.



(I didn't say I agreed to all that I've posted above! Just for your entertainment...) People, that's another reason to love using God's love! If not, your relationships with people will be hay-wired~ Let's practise turing the other cheek for the ones who dislike!